Sam sat down on the first step of the stairs leading to his apartment. He reached into the solitary breast pocket on his t-shirt and pulled out a half empty pack of cigarettes. Absentmindedly he slapped the butt of the pack into the palm of his right hand a few times and flipped the lid open. “Better pick up a new pack of smokes” he thought to himself as he…
Cigarettes
I have a friend who has spent the majority of his career working at a mall. Out of curiosity, I asked him to sit down for a quick interview about life inside the mall. Here are the results of that session.
Q: How long have you worked at a mall?
A: I have worked a total of over 13 years at 3 different malls with 2 different companies.
Q…
I have a friend who loves to chew gum. He gave me the idea for this article by mentioning that he chews gum like some people smoke cigarettes; obsessively. Although I do not smoke, I am a gum chewing expert. I began to compile the similarities in my head.
• Both come in neatly organized packs.
• Both make your breath smell, one good, one bad.
• Both are…
