Because there are no rules for coffee drinkers, I decided to write some. Follow them to improve your coffee drinking experience. Don’t follow at your own risk.
1) Learn to enjoy coffee in its true state: Black.
2) Whenever possible, buy whole coffee beans and grind them right before brewing. Instant coffee isn’t coffee.
3) Don’t reheat coffee in the microwave. Nuked coffee is no substitute for fresh brewed.
4) Never use powdered non-dairy creamer. Does anyone truly know what is in that stuff?
5) Don’t breath in peoples faces with your coffee breath. This is especially true if you just downed some stale gas station coffee out of that dirty plastic mug you keep in your truck.
Have a rule you feel should be added to this list? Let me know. Go here for some info on storing coffee so that it stays fresh, since fresh is best.
Always brew strong, there is no such thing as coffee that is “too strong”, just people who are too weak-anyone can weaken coffee with extra water or creamer, but once brewed you cannot make it stronger. So remember-”Brew. Strong, Be Strong-Blackhole Roasters Inc.-Fear The Light”.